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  This is just a collection of stories from an odd life. I may not always do the right thing, hell, I'm not even sure I ever do the right thing, but it seems to work out and I have a lot of adventures.

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  Feel free to ask questions if you like. I can't reply to all the questions, but I will try to do my best.

I just found my dream car on Craigslist for a mere four thousand dollars, but I don’t even have 1/4 of the necessary funds.

Offer him all you have. Set up payment plan. Tell him you will be his butler on weekends. Be creative you sorry motherfucker!!!! Go get your baby! She needs you!

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