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What makes someone ‘out of your league’?

The sad truth is that you’re right. There are many girls out there WAY out of your league. They’re too pretty, too smart, too rich, too funny, and why the hell would that want you anyway? I mean, you really don’t have much to offer, so no point in even bothering. I mean, realistically just talking to them is going to end in rejection, and that’s painful and embarrassing. You are kinda chunky, you have that one crooked tooth, your hair is thinning, and you tend to stare at your feet a lot. You’d better just hide in your room.

Then again…

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