The Warlizard Chronicles

My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch, watching the Westminster
Kennel Club dog show when she looked over at me and casually said, “My first
orgasm came from a dog.”

As I sat there stunned, trying to control my
reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:

1. Now I know
why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this were the worst thing she’d ever
told me.

And so begins the descent into the crazy improbable world of
Warlizard, an average guy with an exceptional life. With no excuses and no
apologies, Warlizard lives his life by one simple rule – “If opportunity knocks,
answer the door.” Gulf War Veteran, womanizer and serial troublemaker, sometimes he wins, sometimes he loses, but his stories are outlandish, extreme, fast-paced and funny as hell.

Some Warlizard Stories

Some Warlizard Advice

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